Q: Did you draw that?
A: All signs point to ‘yes.’
Q: Why don’t you go to school for this?
A: This is me, Summer of 2005.
Q: I mean… like college and stuff.
A: This is me, December 11, 2009
Q: Wow! What the hell are you doing working at Walmart?
A: Earning $8.25 an hour, pushing carts around. Slowly losing my soul. Oh, you mean instead of working in an art job? Well, I live in Muncie. And there aren’t any art jobs in Muncie. So I’m trying to save up enough money to get out of here.
Q: So how’s that going for you?
A: Well… I’m still in Muncie. So use your imagination.
Q: Are you actually a cannibal?
A: Are you?